Cat: Hi.
Me: Hi, Cat!
Cat: Whatcha doin'?
Me: I'm framing Wonderdog's awards. It's kind of tricky work because if I don't do it exactly right the certificate won't fit in the frame, so I'm being VERY CAREFUL.
Cat: I'll help by walking on them!
Me: Aaaaaaaaargh!
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Me: Look, Wonderdog! I'm hanging up our award certificates that we got because you're such a smart dog!
Wonderdog: I like to be around when you do stuff.
Me: See, first I hold up the frame to see where I want to put the nail.
Me: Then I hold up the nail and hammer it in.
Wonderdog: Alert! Alert! I hear knocking! Someone's at the door! Guard dog on the case! Alert!
Me: SUCH a smart dog. [sigh]
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Cat: Whatcha doing now?
Me: I'm knitting.
Cat: How 'bout I sit on your face?
Me: Murmur murmur can't see.
Cat: No good? I'll sit on your shoulder!
Me: What are you, a parrot?
Cat: Purrrrrrr.....
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