Wednesday, February 6, 2013

The best dialogue from my dream last night

Me: That guy keeps staring at my cleavage.

Friend: Just call him "sir" and ignore him.

Me: Well, I'm sure not going to call him "Mister Speaker!"

[Yes, the "guy" in question was Newt Gingrich, who is properly addressed as "Mr. Gingrich," "Senator Gingrich" or "Senator." There is only one Speaker of the House at a time, and he is not currently it, therefore calling him "Mister Speaker" is technically offensive.]

Even in my dreams, my etiquette is geeky.

And Senator Gingrich is creepy.

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