Me: That guy keeps staring at my cleavage.
Friend: Just call him "sir" and ignore him.
Me: Well, I'm sure not going to call him "Mister Speaker!"
[Yes, the "guy" in question was Newt Gingrich, who is properly addressed as "Mr. Gingrich," "Senator Gingrich" or "Senator." There is only one Speaker of the House at a time, and he is not currently it, therefore calling him "Mister Speaker" is technically offensive.]
Even in my dreams, my etiquette is geeky.
And Senator Gingrich is creepy.