Conversations with Cat and Wonderdog

Cat: Hi!

Me: I was writing in that.

Cat: Can I help?

Me: I can't actually see the checkbook when you sit on it.

Cat: I'm helping!

Me: But...

Cat: HELPING!

(Later)

Me: What's wrong with my yarn? It's stuck. Almost like someone's pulling on it.

Cat: I'm helping!

Me: Wonderdog, why are you biting Cat's head...while you're both on top of me...while I'm trying to knit?

Wonderdog: I'm helping too!